Ok so I'm a crazy bitch :-(

So I went and hung out with my best friend last night, and when she was turned around I looked up Sam's profile on her page (because he is still friends with her) and he does have a gf. Then this morning I found her on my profile, and because we are both in the WCU network, I was able to view her profile. Here's the run down (taken from the perspective of a girl who loves her bf):

She's not as pretty as me. Straight up, she ain't pretty (although my judgement may be biased). It's her nose. She has a big nose (apologize to anyone with a big nose, I'm just overanalyzing this dumb bitch). 

She has nasty thin hair that all she does is straighten- short hair. My hair is the same length now, thanks to misdirection at the hair salon. 

She wears nothing but tshirts and jeans- he has told me he likes how I know how to make an outfit (he is a guy, I'm not that good)

And most importantly, she's younger than him. She isn't graduating until 2010. She will be stuck up there and he will be back here, without sex. I know him, he needs sex, that much. 

And she's a little chunky, at least comparatively. Let me reword that, she's normal, I'm abnormally skinny. But she does have a little chub around her stomach- the sex can't be that good. He has said that I was the best sex he's ever had. When they were together. They started dating end of November (I would make a really good PI) right after he ended it with me and Sarah ended it with him (he needs sex) and he tried to come down to see me, to just have sex with me, in December. I remember because I was in my apartment, and I hadn't moved in until December 5.

And I'm so good I made him agree to wear a condom- he loses it when he wears condoms. 

I know, I know, he could have cheated on her. But he didn't. And it means he misses sex with me... Wonder what else he misses! 

She doesn't look like like the housewife type. Which I want to be (It's a personal choice, I don't think that women belong behind a vacuum and stove, but I love taking care of people and cooking and cleaning and running errands, it is what I want to do!). So I've been talking to him as I clean my kitchen really well (for the first time since I moved in) and he said that I would make a great housewife someday! 

And he asked if I still had the really comfortable bed.

I'm gonna look so hot when we meet up at IKEA in March. Hehe! 

(Just so you know, I don't know this girl. I only call her a dumb bitch bc I want Sam. As far as I know she is a nice girl, and I really hope he doesnt hurt her when he breaks up with her come May (because he will, even if its not for me). She is pretty, I hope she finds love some day, but when you love someone you love someone. Everything is right when Sam and I are together. I know I can take on anything that life throws at me. And he has a stable career ahead of him- health insurance!)